Chaos Kitchen: Carter and Kathy's Resurrection Cookies
Along with mug shots and group poses of our critters, for Divine Forgiveness Sunday, we have the recipe from last week's Nano-Sapiens story!
Tod here! If I learned anything from television while growing up, it was that monsters and cookies go together. So, here are some pictures of our critters monsters before we get to the cookies.
Carter and Kathy’s Resurrection Cookies
See last week’s story for the meaning of each ingredient:
Ingredients
1 cup of nuts (traditionally pecans, we used almonds due to allergies)
3 large eggs (whites only)
1 teaspoon vinegar
1 pinch salt
1 cup sugar
Also Needed
One Gallon Zip Top Bag
A wood mallet
Tape
Mixer
Tablespoon scooper
Cookie Sheet with Wax Paper
Recipe
Do this Saturday evening before Easter Sunday and right before bedtime.
Preheat oven to 300 degrees F
Place nuts in a bag and use mallet to break them up.
Bible Reading: John 19:1-3Add vinegar to mixer bowl.
Bible Reading: John: 19:28-30Add egg whites to mixer bowl.
Bible Reading: John 10:10-11Add pinch of salt to mixer bowl.
Bible Reading: Luke 23:27Add sugar to mixer bowl.
Bible Reading: Psalm 34:8 and John 3:16Beat on high until stiff peaks form. (~15 minutes)
Bible Reading: Isaiah 1:18 and John 3:1-3Prepare cookie sheet.
Bible Reading: Matthew 27:57-60Fold in crushed nuts.
Use the scoop to place the mixture on the wax paper covered cookie sheet.
Turn the oven off.
Bible Reading: Matthew 27:65-66Place cookie sheet in oven.
Seal door shut with tape. (I recommend painters’ tape.)
Bedtime!
Bible Reading: John 16:20 and 22Easter Sunday (Resurrection Sunday) Eat hollow cookies.
Bible Reading: Matthew 28:1-9
Chaos Tip of the Week
Always read recipes and lab protocols all the way through before trying them. Many instructions have the culinary or scientific equivalent of “remove the blue wire from the warhead” which is followed by “only after removing the detonator”.
Chaos Question of the Week
What is your favorite cookie?
~ Anna and Tod
More Nano-Sapiens!
Need something to read while your cookies are baking?
Curious about Carter’s future career?
Do you want to know more about the Nano-Sapiens and Carter’s cat friends and their adventures?
Are you aware of the intersection of poetry and monster-of-the-week television shows?
These questions and more are answered in “It’s Raining Cats and Dogs” part of Raconteur Press’ anthology Moggies in Space: A Galaxy Fur Fur Away. Buy it for the chaos and share it with the poetry lover or veteran in your life!
Available on Amazon! https://www.amazon.com/Moggies-Space-Galaxy-Raconteur-Anthologies-ebook/dp/B0CXZ5ZGXK
For other Nano-Sapiens adventures check out our author’s page at https://amazon.com/author/casasent
More IP Writing on the Way!
Anna and I are please to announce that our story, Family Honor, has earned a spot in the Annals of the Auran Empire anthology. Arbiter of Worlds has a blog post with the complete author list and more details. The anthology is set in the Adventurer Conqueror King System Imperial Imprint RPG universe of the Auran Empire. (Think Fantasy Rome.)
Crowd funding opens June 8th, and you can sign up to be reminded via BackerKit now!
https://www.backerkit.com/call_to_action/8b8be898-82a5-4dc9-868d-aa9a9b449f6e/landing
We’re pleased to see our fellow Alpha Mercs joining us: Zane Voss, Sam Robb (the first anthology we were in was also with Sam), B.K. Gibson (who also gave great developmental feedback during edits https://coldlightrpgpress.weebly.com/), and Nathaniel McIntyre.
We think our story has the most interesting one liner in the announcement:
“Family Honor” by A. Kristina Casasent, featuring a Ring Against the Wolf, tells the story of a Tirenean nobleman struggling with the challenge of producing an heir with his new wife.
For more details, checkout the Arbiter of Worlds blog!
