Chaos Kitchen: Carter and Kathy's Resurrection Cookies

Along with mug shots and group poses of our critters, for Divine Forgiveness Sunday, we have the recipe from last week's Nano-Sapiens story!

Tod here! If I learned anything from television while growing up, it was that monsters and cookies go together. So, here are some pictures of our critters monsters before we get to the cookies.

Family Photo - Waiting for Breakfast

The three elder Chaos Critters!

The cold-blooded Chaos Critter!

The youngest Chaos Critter

Carter and Kathy’s Resurrection Cookies

See last week’s story for the meaning of each ingredient:

Nano-Sapiens: Carter and the Easter Cookies

Ingredients

• 1 cup of nuts (traditionally pecans, we used almonds due to allergies)

• 3 large eggs (whites only)

• 1 teaspoon vinegar

• 1 pinch salt

• 1 cup sugar

Also Needed

• One Gallon Zip Top Bag

• A wood mallet

• Tape

• Mixer

• Tablespoon scooper

• Cookie Sheet with Wax Paper

Recipe

Do this Saturday evening before Easter Sunday and right before bedtime.

1. Preheat oven to 300 degrees F

2. Place nuts in a bag and use mallet to break them up.
   Bible Reading: John 19:1-3

3. Add vinegar to mixer bowl.
   Bible Reading: John: 19:28-30

4. Add egg whites to mixer bowl.
   Bible Reading: John 10:10-11

5. Add pinch of salt to mixer bowl.
   Bible Reading: Luke 23:27

6. Add sugar to mixer bowl.
   Bible Reading: Psalm 34:8 and John 3:16

7. Beat on high until stiff peaks form. (~15 minutes)
   Bible Reading: Isaiah 1:18 and John 3:1-3

8. Prepare cookie sheet.
   Bible Reading: Matthew 27:57-60

   1. Fold in crushed nuts.

   2. Use the scoop to place the mixture on the wax paper covered cookie sheet.

9. Turn the oven off.
   Bible Reading: Matthew 27:65-66

   1. Place cookie sheet in oven.

   2. Seal door shut with tape. (I recommend painters’ tape.)

10. Bedtime!
    Bible Reading: John 16:20 and 22

11. Easter Sunday (Resurrection Sunday) Eat hollow cookies.
    Bible Reading: Matthew 28:1-9

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Chaos Tip of the Week

Always read recipes and lab protocols all the way through before trying them. Many instructions have the culinary or scientific equivalent of “remove the blue wire from the warhead” which is followed by “only after removing the detonator”.

Chaos Question of the Week

What is your favorite cookie?

~ Anna and Tod

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More Nano-Sapiens!

Need something to read while your cookies are baking?

Curious about Carter’s future career?

Do you want to know more about the Nano-Sapiens and Carter’s cat friends and their adventures?

Are you aware of the intersection of poetry and monster-of-the-week television shows?

These questions and more are answered in “It’s Raining Cats and Dogs” part of Raconteur Press’ anthology Moggies in Space: A Galaxy Fur Fur Away. Buy it for the chaos and share it with the poetry lover or veteran in your life!

Available on Amazon! https://www.amazon.com/Moggies-Space-Galaxy-Raconteur-Anthologies-ebook/dp/B0CXZ5ZGXK

For other Nano-Sapiens adventures check out our author’s page at https://amazon.com/author/casasent

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More IP Writing on the Way!

Anna and I are please to announce that our story, Family Honor, has earned a spot in the Annals of the Auran Empire anthology. Arbiter of Worlds has a blog post with the complete author list and more details. The anthology is set in the Adventurer Conqueror King System Imperial Imprint RPG universe of the Auran Empire. (Think Fantasy Rome.)

Crowd funding opens June 8th, and you can sign up to be reminded via BackerKit now!

https://www.backerkit.com/call_to_action/8b8be898-82a5-4dc9-868d-aa9a9b449f6e/landing

We’re pleased to see our fellow Alpha Mercs joining us: Zane Voss, Sam Robb (the first anthology we were in was also with Sam), B.K. Gibson (who also gave great developmental feedback during edits https://coldlightrpgpress.weebly.com/), and Nathaniel McIntyre.

We think our story has the most interesting one liner in the announcement:

“Family Honor” by A. Kristina Casasent, featuring a Ring Against the Wolf, tells the story of a Tirenean nobleman struggling with the challenge of producing an heir with his new wife.

For more details, checkout the Arbiter of Worlds blog!

Annals of the Auran Empire Authors Announced